I can always find someone
to say they sympathize.
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve.
But I don't want some pretty face
to tell me pretty lies.
All I want is someone to believe.
Seems like us Mets fans have been searching for someone to believe as Billy Joel once wrote, someone that at least wouldn't try to put lipstick on a pig like so many higher ups in this organization have been trying to do. R.A. Dickey, who gave up four runs in eight innings of the Mets' latest debacle, presents to you the pig ... sans lipstick.