February 5 2012. Around 9:45pm, if you're a fan of the Patriots, you were either throwing back massive amounts of alcohol or you had tears swelling up in the corner of your eyes. It's okay bro, I've been there before. Not with football, fuck the Patriots, but I am not going to condemn you for liking them. So now that the Patriots have taken your soul and curb stomped it, you need something to fill your sports hole (giggty!) until football is back. many will recommend the Red Sox and if they do you should punch them in the mouth. Baseball is boring. No one wants to watch a game for 5 hours. Two or three people may recommend the Celtics, which is okay if you like watching the last two minutes of a basketball game go for 45 minutes.
The smart ones will say: Watch the Bruins. Now, I know your Patriots fans are like gold diggers so here's something enticing: