Everyone has a NFL Mock Draft.
38,400,000 results come up for "NFL Mock Draft 2012."
Outside of a few experts and my friend Bill, who has been analyzing potential drafts since the 90s with a dry erase board, NO ONE has a clue what will go down on NFL Draft night.
Which presents the question: "have you ever wondered why bird poo is white and human poo is not?"
I don't have the answer to the bird/human poo question; however, I can tell you if a professional baseball player was drafted by their corresponding city NFL franchise - this is how it would look according to the 2nd Annual NFL "Side Show" Mock Draft.
(Keep in mind some NFL teams are not in MLB cities. Also, keep in mind that I make the rules and stray from basic outline from time to time.)
Thanks to all that assisted in this bizarre, non sensible experiment.
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