Why Chicago Will Never Host a Super Bowl

"Hey, we have the smallest stadium in the NFL with the worst seating capacity, sod that is often unpredictable, especially in terse conditions, and a February kickoff in one of the coldest spots in the country.

"Also, we have a fairly steep amusement tax that won't be paid by the Chicago Bears since this is an NFL event and you'll need to remember that traffic conditions are often bad in these situations.

"So, can, I um, expect Carrie Underwood to be ready for the halftime show or...um...maybe Rihanna?"

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