Harry Balzac has been rooting for the Gators ever since Galen Hall patrolled the sidelines and some kid from Fort Walton Beach, Florida named Emmitt was chewing up the Astroturf (yes, Astroturf) at Florida Field.
It was at that time that I first met Mr. Balzac. This was pre-OBC, pre-the sweater vest’s heir apparent and probably right around the time Tim Tebow was born.
To this day, Harry and his lovely wife, Mrs. Balzac, continue to faithfully travel to football games around ever-expanding, SEC-country in support of their beloved Gators.
However, it took a recent trip to College Station, Texas to inspire him to write this story. He asked if he could submit it to the Chump and I humbly agreed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Mr. Harry Balzac.