The half-empty wine cooler: A tale of unfortunate fiction

We interrupt your Super Bowl coverage for a brief message.

Certain behavior is not without consequence. Belittling your fellow man, showing up to work late without an excuse and now… this. Please be seated.

Due to an early doctor’s appointment the other morning, I decided to crash at my folks’ place after a long night’s work. Their residence was considerably closer to the white-cloaked man who was scheduled to cure my back-aching woes at sun-up.

While readying myself for bed, I opened up their refrigerator door in search of a cool glass of water. That’s where I found something I’m not sure I’ve ever seen before.

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