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Dwight Howard shits, gets off pot; now Houston’s problem

Dwight Howard shits, gets off pot; now Houston’s problem

Hyped by on July 6, 2013 Website: sportschump.net

And finally, it’s over.

Like the armful of heavy grocery bags we struggle to carry up three flights of stairs to ultimately rest on our kitchen countertop, our burden has finally been relieved. Dwight Howard has a home and that home is not in Los Angeles, Oakland, Dallas, Atlanta or any other city we heard rumored as a possible Dwight-stination.

Dwight Howard is a Houston Rocket. At least, we think he is.

After yet another summer of our discontent waiting to hear with bated breath where the game’s best and likely most overrated center would sign, many of us turned in to read “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” for a little more intrigue.

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