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My name is Matt Hevia, and I love two things: Comedy, Sports, and Hookers. Come with me on the stream of consciousness sports journey that is The House of Heckle…and tell your friends.

Website: http://houseofheckle.com

So, The NFL Lockout Has Begun

www.houseofheckle.org - The NFL is officially in lockout mode. Many players are filing a suit against the owners, and writing angry shit at a second grade level on their twitters. I really hope that football is here come fall though, because after ...

The Heat Are The Opposite Of Charlie Sheen…NOT WINNING

www.houseofheckle.org - What a joke this team is. A few months ago they were dancing on stage like Bel Biv Devoe, celebrating the title they hadn’t won yet, and now people are crying? Chris Bosh is crying?

This Is How Joba Chamberlain Will Be Entering Games This Season

www.houseofheckle.org - Now pitching, from the comfort of his motorized scooter, number 62, JOBA CHAMBERLAIN! (Joba rolls out of the bullpen, spits a piece of cheeseburger in the air, Triple H style, and motors his way through the outfield toward the mound)


Hey, Renaldo Balkman Came Home Too!

www.houseofheckle.org - Everyone looks at this Melo trade, and no one sees the big picture. Renaldo Balkman came home also mother fuckers! He was born in Staten Island, AND The Knicks drafted him!