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HGH Wins ESPY For Best Performance Enhancing Drug

www.realfakesports.com - Human growth hormone was awarded the Best Performance Enhancing Drug ESPY on Wednesday night, besting the other nominees—Deca Durabolin, Androstendione, Winstrol and Erythropoietin. "First of all, I'd like to thank the athletes that have chosen to use human growth hormone ...

Joey Chestnut Signs 12-Step Deal With Overeaters Anonymous

www.realfakesports.com - Using the momentum of his 5th straight title at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest on the 4th of July, the International Federations of Competitive Eating's top ranked eater has inked a 12-step agreement with Overeaters Anonymous (OA).

Kentucky Eliminates Philosophy Department To Finance John Calipari’s Contract Extension

www.realfakesports.com - In order to find enough money in the budget to bankroll John Calipari's 2-year contract extension — increasing the total value of his remaining contract to 8 years and $36.5 million — the University of Kentucky has decided to re-allocate ...


Increased Stadium Security Making It Difficult To Assault Opposing Fans

www.realfakesports.com - Randomly beating up supporters of visiting ballclubs has become quite the challenge for home fans in Major League Baseball due to an increased presence of security and uniformed police at stadiums across the country. "It's a total buzzkill when I ...

Bobcats Clinch Playoff Berth After Bucks, Pacer Go Bankrupt

www.realfakesports.com - On the last night of the regular season, the Charlotte Bobcats wiped out what most viewed as an insurmountable 4-game deficit to secure the 8th seed in the Eastern Conference when the Milwaukee Bucks and Indiana Pacers announced they had ...

Yankees, Red Sox Forget To File Rivalry Renewal Paperwork

www.realfakesports.com - The Yankees and Red Sox were forced to play "just another humdrum series" over the weekend, as they are no longer considered rivals since someone from one of the clubs forgot to file the proper paperwork with the offices of ...


Baltimore Man “Just Knows” Orioles Will Be Terrible Again Once He Buys Tickets

www.realfakesports.com - Fully expecting the team to go on a losing streak as soon as he makes plans to attend a game with his family, Charlie Vellerani of Baltimore thinks he'll probably hold off on buying Orioles tickets for now. "I promise you, ...

A-Rod checks Yankees.com to see if he’s starting Opening Day

www.realfakesports.com - With the season fast approaching, Alex Rodriguez has been frequently checking Yankees.com to see if he'll still be in the line-up since manager Joe Girardi didn't officially name him an "Opening Day starter." "My name is still at the top ...

Anaheim Tears Down Arena Amid Rumors Sacramento Kings Could Move There

www.realfakesports.com - Following reports that the Sacramento Kings are taking the necessary steps to relocate their franchise, reportedly with an eye on southern California, Anaheim's local government, spurred by public pressure, quickly passed a resolution to demolish the Honda Center to prevent ...

Pirates Searching For Vacant Lot To Hold Spring Training In

www.realfakesports.com - The Pirates players, coaches and front office staff have been driving around central Florida for a couple weeks in search of an abandoned lot to be used as this year's Spring Training home.