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A Boston-based sports blog written with all the vulgarity, sarcasm, and humor you've come to expect from the cheap seats. No blood, no foul.

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Spygate, Part 2: This is definitely Bill Belichick, right?

www.thenosebleeds.com - So I stumbled across this picture and posted it on our Facebook page yesterday and got a bunch of people asking me "wait, is that really Bill Belichick?" Obviously, the resemblance is uncanny, and with Bill's reputation of being a renowned ...

Soccer analyst takes ball to the face on live broadcast

www.thenosebleeds.com - Being a soccer analyst appears to be one of the most dangerous jobs in the world of sports. This seems to happen way too often to be just a coincidence. Don't believe me? Here you go: It would appear to seem ...

Introducing Shawn Thornton, the dangler

www.thenosebleeds.com - Bruins veteran enforcer Shawn Thornton scored his first career penalty shot goal Tuesday night against the Winnipeg Jets after being tripped on a breakaway attempt by Jets defender Tim Stapleton. Thornton, to the surprise of, well, pretty much everyone, busted ...


Check out these bros drinking on the Mavericks bench

www.thenosebleeds.com - If you're the average American, not very often do you find yourself sharing a bench with a professional sports team while drinking a cold one with your equally douchey-dressed bro right next to you, but somehow these two guys were ...

Mike Smith robs Marian Gaborik in overtime

www.thenosebleeds.com - Marian Gaborik is arguably the New York Rangers best goal scorer, so I'd imagine Rangers fans were pretty confident that he'd put home the game-winner when he was awarded a penalty shot in overtime against the Coyotes. But Phoenix goaltender ...

Virginia Tech back loses 20+ yards after running in wrong direction

www.thenosebleeds.com - Pretty sweet run by Virginia Tech's David Wilson in today's Sugar Bowl game against Michigan. That might have had a chance at being successful...if he was Michael Vick from Madden 2004. Unfortunately, he wasn't gifted with get-away-from-the-cops speed and he was ...


Rick DiPietro gets injured…while already on injured reserve

www.thenosebleeds.com - Islanders goalie and Winthrop, MA native Rick DiPietro was once considered to be an elite goaltender. That's why he was drafted first overall by New York back in 2000 and then given a record 15-year, $67.5 million contract in 2006. ...

Arizona Cardinals fans are whores

www.thenosebleeds.com - You know how you know you're a whore? When the words "they don't even need botox, they're babies" comes out of your mouth. You know how you also know your a whore? When a beer bottle located near the crotch ...

Stanford player tackles own teammate on kick return

www.thenosebleeds.com - That's Stanford’s senior running back Jeremy Stewart taking down freshman teammate Ty Montgomery in the endzone before he could have a chance to return an Oklahoma State kickoff. Montgomery probably should have kneed it in the first place, but Stewart's ...

The Nosebleeds 2011 “Year in Sports” Award Winners

www.thenosebleeds.com - This is the second annual Nosebleeds "Year in Sports" awards. The year is just about over and it's time for hand out the awards to the winners you voted for. Thanks to everyone who voted, we wish you a happy ...